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Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 03:50 pm Tra la la
Current Location: High Point, NC
Mood: jubilant
Hi! ^_^

It's been SOOOOOOOO long! Here's a recent pic of Hayden:


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Dec. 5th, 2006 @ 04:15 pm (no subject)
Marcel Johnson's Facebook profile
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Dec. 2nd, 2006 @ 01:29 am Electric Turn To Me
Mood: hopeful
I've never been one for regrets, but I do do like closure on old things and focuss for new things. I think I have one. Now to get the other.

I miss all of my net friends. Some of you, I haven't talked to in over a year. I think and dream about all of you. Have I missed anything?


I now have a 5 month old son and will soon be celibrating my first year of marriage. I drive a Buick now. I'd like to be in my Dodge Dart, but I haven't the time or help to piece it together. I've been by myself for so long, it's still a bit odd to have so much of my time devoted to my wife and child. I love every second of it, it's still just odd, lol. Everything I do is odd =P They call me "Druid" at work
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Jul. 13th, 2006 @ 10:50 am working on working
Mood: hungry
Hayden is in his swing, watching a Vincent Price movie. My sweetheart is still asleep. I let her sleep late. She fusses at me for it, but I know she needs/enjoys the extra rest. I'm slowly getting back into 'net life, lol Almost a year away has ruined my memory of person's names. And this comp decided it wouldn't play sound from web toons. I hope to get started with a major client in a few days. He started a new business and needs a website. He's got no idea about anything electronic (aside from Yahoo Personals, LOL) I start work at Reid's grocery store, today or tomorrow. They've had an attempted robery and a major shoplifting in the past week. So that kinda pushed my start date back. Anyone got a dollar I can borrow? lol

I've missed you all! Love ya!


*kissers*
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Apr. 13th, 2006 @ 02:15 pm BABY!!!!!
Mood: cheerful
It'll be here in less than a month and a half! AHHHHHHH!!!!



But I'm happy ^_^


LOVE!!
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Jul. 23rd, 2005 @ 08:31 am (no subject)
Mood: awake
Wooooo, as I fall back on to the face of the Earth, hehehe
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Jun. 16th, 2005 @ 02:59 am Enjoy ^_^
http://photobucket.com/albums/b282/farout_marcel/
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Jun. 15th, 2005 @ 06:49 pm Acorn
Mood: bouncy
I'm engaged ^___^
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Jun. 4th, 2005 @ 02:08 pm (no subject)
"List your six favorite songs and then pick six people to do the same.."

Only six songs? Difficult... what comes to mind at the moment...?

In no particular order:

Little Green Bag - The George Baker Selection
Yester me, Yester you - Stevie Wonder
Gigalo Aunt - Syd Barret
Wizard - Black Sabbath
Last Chant - Jim Stafford
2000 Light Years From Home - The Rolling Stones

(Wow I must be in a mellow mood. I'm sure most of us could list ever so many more favorites! But this is the meme. Must. Obey. Meme.)

Now, I tag these people to do the same:
[info]ms_creant

</span>[info]solandra

</span>[info]cherry_minx

</span>[info]jade_woulf

</span>[info]jghf1985

</span>[info]dravens_dreams
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Jun. 1st, 2005 @ 10:32 pm (no subject)
LiveJournal Username
Age
Favorite ice cream
Favorite season
Thinks you're ass is tight:furious_r0se
Wants to lick hot chocolate off you're body:sarabone
Wonders how good you are in bed:fatexfellshort
Wishes you would screw him/her on the spot:idunsgarden
Is romatically in love with you:anna1078
Wishes you were gay so he/she could love you better:devoted_banana
Hopes you'll take him/her to great heights (wink wink nudge nudge):kissmyarse2022
Day dreams about having sex with you 24/7:redwineblood
This Fun Quiz created by Molly at BlogQuiz.Net
Virgo Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

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Jun. 1st, 2005 @ 04:25 pm (no subject)
Don't worry, the comments are screened and I won't show them to anybody (unless you tell me to). :) Answer away!

1. Tell me something obvious about you.
2. Tell me something about you that many don't know.
3. What is your biggest fear?
4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut?
5. Name one thing you want that you can't buy with money.
6. What is your most treasured possession?
7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do often?
8. Tell me something sexually about you that I don't know.
9. Tell me something sexually about you that everyone knows.
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
11. Name something you've done once that you can't wait to do again.
12. Are you the jealous type?
13. What is the one person, place or thing you can't say no to?
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
16. When was the last time you cried?
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
19. Name something embarrassing you did while being drunk.
20. If you post this in your journal would you like me to answer it?
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May. 30th, 2005 @ 01:27 pm (no subject)
Mood: okay
From Good Vibrations

Why Masturbate?
Because masturbation is immensely pleasurable, invigorating, rejuvenating and fun.
Because sexual pleasure is each person's birthright.
Because masturbation is the ultimate safe sex.
Because masturbation is a joyous expression of self love.
Because masturbation offers numerous health benefits including menstrual cramp relief, stress reduction, endorphin release, stronger pelvic muscles, reduction of prostate gland infection for men and resistance to yeast infections for women.
Because masturbation is an excellent cardiovascular workout.
Because each person is their own best lover.
Because masturbation with a partner can be educational and hot.
Because masturbation increases sexual awareness.
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May. 25th, 2005 @ 10:18 pm (no subject)
my pet!
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May. 20th, 2005 @ 01:56 am (no subject)
Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line


"Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."


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May. 20th, 2005 @ 01:51 am (no subject)
Yeah
Lookin' back on the track for a little green bag
Got to find just a kind or losin' my mind
Outside in the night, outside in the day
Lookin' back on the track gonna do it my way
Outside in the night, outside in the day
Lookin' back on the track gonna do it my way
Lookin' back
Lookin' for some happiness
But there is so a loneliness to find
Turn to the left turn to the right
Lookin' upstairs lookin' behind
Lookin' for some happiness
But there is so a loneliness to find
Turn to the left turn to the right
Lookin' upstairs lookin' behind
Lookin' back on the track for a little green bag
Got to find just a kind or losin' my mind
Outside in the night, outside in the day
Lookin' back on the track gonna do it my way
Lookin' back on the track for a little little green bag
Got to find just a kind or losin' my mind
Lookin' for some happiness
But there is so a loneliness to find
Turn to the left turn to the right
Lookin' upstairs lookin' behind
Lookin' for some happiness
But there is so a loneliness to find
Turn to the left turn to the right
Lookin' upstairs lookin' behind.....
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May. 20th, 2005 @ 12:11 am (no subject)
Damn Sexy Icons by lonelyxeyes
Name:
Age:
Sex?:
Your Sexy Icon:
What you say while looking at it:that's gross
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May. 17th, 2005 @ 04:13 am Presence - Far Far Away From My Heart Lyrics
Mood: numb
Well the feelings coming on again
It’s kickin’ and is screaming deep inside me
I’m so tired of fighting with my self
You're not here I’m nothing, I’m alone

So I pour another drink and take a hit
And I wonder where the smoke goes

And I'm feeling more and more like less and less
As I curse to tell of all along these lines
Because words are all we have to much time

So far, far away from my heart
Far, far away from my heart

It's just a voice the flokes are nowhere near
And memories they’re starting to unravel
We’ve been through this so many nights before
That you'd think it would be easier by now
So I let the chemical reaction cloud over
The pain that keeps on hurting
As I slowly, but too slowly drift away
To a place I know that I don't have to think
God I hate myself for loving smoke and drink

So I'm far, far away from my heart
Far, far away from my heart

And now I'm staring blankly at the TV
Holding this guitar for some comfort
But it's so hard to write a simple song
And try to turn this feeling into melody
So I put it down get on my knees
Close my eyes so tight now I'm praying
To anyone that maybe can hear me
Tell me everything will be ok
And I don't think I can make another day

And I'm far, far away from my heart
Far, far away from my heart
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May. 13th, 2005 @ 02:46 pm (no subject)
Mood: listless
today would have been a year
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May. 10th, 2005 @ 11:52 pm (no subject)
Mood: melancholy
Love that is not madness is not love.
~Pedro Calderon
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May. 10th, 2005 @ 02:53 pm (no subject)
sex sex sex sex =D
Body: First some stuff about the boys
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5.1 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth).
3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

Some stuff on girls
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex.
5) 95% of women shave their privates.

Both
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

5 Reasons Why Sex is Good
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.
4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your body which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physic.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!


but most importantly WRAP YO SHIT UP!!!

If you don't post this then you will have bad sex for 7 years and the girl from the grudge,the toy from saw, the girl from the ring,and the boy from the grudge will be there while you are having sex.
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